Sunday, September 6, 2009

5 gum: stimulate the senseless.

The advertisement where an underwear model hops in to a massive gyroscope and circumvents the inverse side of a massive air-conditioning system is somehow meant to let me know what it feels like to chew ice mint flavoured chewy. Check it out here

Floating on a massive pit of ball bearings while supersized speakers pump out near inaudible bass notes putting the ball pit into a bit of a wash is meant to let me know what it feels like to chew some other flavour. check it here

you may ask: Is there some machine out the back of woollies where I can have a crack? If I've somehow done these things and they don’t compare do I get my money back?

Actually I have tried it and everything the ad promises is delivered. It’s true!

….And if you dunk your head into a bowl of rice bubbles you go to some mystical planet and experience amazing adventures with snap crackle and pop.

….try both of these things. You wont look like a dick.

I promise.

Heart,
Max

Listen: Burt Jansch - Crimson Moon
Eat: Sour Cherry coke bottles
Read: Catch-22

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