The advertisement where an underwear model hops in to a massive gyroscope and circumvents the inverse side of a massive air-conditioning system is somehow meant to let me know what it feels like to chew ice mint flavoured chewy. Check it out here
Floating on a massive pit of ball bearings while supersized speakers pump out near inaudible bass notes putting the ball pit into a bit of a wash is meant to let me know what it feels like to chew some other flavour. check it here
you may ask: Is there some machine out the back of woollies where I can have a crack? If I've somehow done these things and they don’t compare do I get my money back?
Actually I have tried it and everything the ad promises is delivered. It’s true!
….And if you dunk your head into a bowl of rice bubbles you go to some mystical planet and experience amazing adventures with snap crackle and pop.
….try both of these things. You wont look like a dick.
I promise.
Heart,
Max
Listen: Burt Jansch - Crimson Moon
Eat: Sour Cherry coke bottles
Read: Catch-22
Breaking the Silence
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Over the past many months, I have watched the stories circulating the
internet about me with horror and dismay. I’ve stayed quiet until now, both
out of ...
5 months ago
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